Add a dose of humor to your kitchen with this witty tea towel! Featuring the phrase, "When I get a headache, I take two aspirin and keep away from children—just like the bottle says," this towel is perfect for parents, teachers, and anyone who appreciates a good laugh.

Hand-sewn and printed by our all-female team in Michigan, this 100% unbleached cotton towel is as durable as it is delightful. Measuring approximately 24" x 26", it’s machine washable, eco-friendly, and soft to the touch, thanks to water-based ink printing. The natural, textured fabric makes it perfect for draping over a ladder rung or folding neatly on your countertop.

A fun and functional gift, it’s ideal for hostesses, white elephant exchanges, or anyone who could use a little comic relief in the kitchen!